Adventures With Vinka's Cat - Day Eleven

Yeah, I took the last two days off (holiday weekend and all) from blogging and updating everyone on Vinka's cat. As a gesture of apology for keeping the world out of the loop for the last two days, I offer the following joke, lame though this joke may be, but humor nevertheless...

 "SO not funny....I will have my revenge!"

Days Remaining: 12

Adventures With Vinka's Cat - Day Eight

"I will let you survive today if you can answer a riddle..."

"If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?"

Days Remaining: 13

Adventures With Vinka's Cat - Day Seven

 "Oh, crap...here they come again..."

"Hello Kitty!!!"

"Here, Kitty Kitty..."

"What a pretty kitty...c'mere?!?!"

"Back off, humans...lest I eat your souls for dinner!"

Days Remaining:  14

Adventures With Vinka's Cat - Day Six

 "Why do you people insist on coming back here?"

"Get the MEOW outta here and don't come back!

That is, unless of course, you bring me an offering..."

Days Remaining:  15

Adventures With Vinka's Cat - Day Five

 

"Na Na Boo Boo! You can't catch me!!!"

"Muhahahahahaha.....!!"

(She 'evil laughed' so hard, she threw her sweet face out of the shot...)

Days Remaining:  16

Adventures With Vinka's Cat - Day Four

Some of you may be wondering...

Do I provoke Vinka's kitty so that I can get these photos?

Do I antagonize and/or torture Vinka's kitty for the sole purpose of a funny post?

Do I hate this kitty?

My answer to all of these (and any related/similar questions of this nature) is a honest
-to-goodness, cross-my-heart and hope-to-die, pinkie swearing NO.

We go in.
We fill the food bowl.
We fill the water bowl.
We scoop the poop.

We find Vinka's kitty (she's usually in hiding and is never anywhere in plain sight) so we can make sure she is okay and to take one or two pictures. We might say (in a very sweet voice, mind you) "Hi kitty kitty!" just to get her to look in our general direction.

We leave.

Total time elapsed: 8 to 10 minutes tops

It takes longer to drive to Vinka's house than taking care of the kitty cat.

And I love all kitties...even this one.  I simply find it fascinating (and somewhat funny) how she behaves towards everyone but Vinka. There has to be a backstory and a reason that kitty is so terrified of everyone. When Vinka comes home I think I'll ask if her kitty has always been like that. 

Then there's always the dime-sized portion of my brain that thinks I'm Jack Hanna or something and I believe with all my heart that I can tame the kitty!! She will like me!!

And then the bleeding starts.

I still think she's saying in her own way that she loves me.

Days Remaining:  17

Injuries:  0

Near Misses: 2

Adventures With Vinka's Cat - Day Three

                                                     "I grow tired of you following me...
                                                   if you continue to do so, you will leave 
                                                             me no other choice..."

                                                                Days Remaining:  18
                                                                     Souls Eaten:  0

Adventures With Vinka's Cat - Day Two

                                                                "You? Again? Really?"

                                   "I have altered the litterbox...Pray I do not alter it further."

                                                                  Days Remaining:  19
                                                                          Injuries:   0

Adventures with Vinka's Cat - Day One

                      "Where's my Vinka? Why are you here? Geeeeeeeeet Ouuuuuuuuuuuut!"

                                                                   Days Remaining:  20