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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

'X' Marks The Spot Summertime Iced Coffee


You know the math...do it with me!

Summer + Florida = Hot

Hot + Hurricane Season (Rainy Weather) = Sticky Humidity

Soooo, Hot + Sticky = X

Then X must equal.....Iced Coffee!!

Yes, I said it. You can thank me later...

I have professed my continued undying love for coffee before, particularly the McDonalds variety.  As I am not abundantly loaded with cash to purchase my favorite cuppa multiple times per day, brewing at home is a necessity. Papa Bear has been schooled well in the art of coffee making. He has a full, fresh pot of java waiting for me every single morning. [cue Beetlejuice theme music here] Oh, how I love that man of mine...

I've used the flavored syrups that are readily available at the local supermarket, but no matter what the flavor, be they sugar-laden or sugar-free, they all have this weird, tinny aftertaste...much like that of a diet soft drink. Drama Queen swears the Monin brand Vanilla is her favorite and she doesn't pick up on the aftertaste.  But if I am going to have an iced coffee, I want a good one.



I begin the day before my anticipated craving for said beverage by making coffee ice cubes. That way, the drink doesn't get diluted by your normal, run-of-the-mill ice cubes...and who likes watered down iced coffee? Not me! These cubes are made with regular old Folgers Classic Roast. Nothin' fancy. Of course, you could use a flavored coffee to make the cubes... Say, an Irish Cream? When it melts into the drink, you would slowly have that flavor seep into the finished product sip by sip.


Then I make my own simple syrup. I usually do a 1:1 ratio of sugar to water, but if I require a sweeter syrup for a sweeter drink (such as iced coffee), I adjust the sweetness level of that ratio to 1.5:1 or 2:1 depending on how sweet I want.  I am also fond of cinnamon flavor in my coffee, so I will toss in a cinnamon stick or two. This syrup is phenomenal over ice cream, too...oooh! Ice cream coffee floats, anyone???

(cue that 70's disco wocka wocka guitar music*...)
I just had a terrific thought for homemade Christmas gifts for those I love...
                                                                                                                             (end that 70's disco wocka wocka guitar music*...)

Really any flavoring extract is fair game here; you can use liquid extracts like pumpkin or peppermint, or dried flavorings like nutmeg or cinnamon. There are so many flavor combos that are only limited by your imagination!! Not to mention the price savings for making your own syrups! I think the last bottle of flavoring syrup I actually purchased was close to $7 and that was over two years ago - I'm sure they've gone up.


In goes the (strong brewed) coffee; again, it's just Folgers Classic Roast. You can add it in hot if you want the cubes to melt faster, especially if using a flavored coffee in the cube, or use lukewarm or room temperature coffee. Ever wonder what to do with that half a pot of coffee left over from this morning? That's your excuse to make iced coffee!


Now you have a decision to make at this juncture:  Do I use milk or half-n-half?  This is strictly a preference call.  Go with your gut feeling on this one.  I use milk just because it's more economical. Once in awhile I will reach for the half-n-half, just for the added richness it provides, but I've come to like the milk in this drink. Iced coffee is a completely different animal that my beloved coffee, so I accept my milk preference. On the other side of the coin, I will not drink hot coffee with milk ever - even if my life depended on it. It has to be half-n-half or I won't drink it.


The syrup is heavier than any other liquid in the glass, so it won't want to give up that primo space at the bottom of your glass easily. You can do one of two things here again: stir with a spoon or your straw, or if you have one of those handy-dandy milk frothers, you could use of of those.  I have tried stirring an iced coffee with my hand-held milk frother, and while it does mix everything exceptionally well, it also thickens the dairy in the beverage, and I am not a fan of that texture in my iced coffee; in a cappuccino maybe, but not here. I go straight for the straw-stirring method.


All that's left is to snag a nice shady spot outside and enjoy! I know I'll be enjoying these for awhile...

* FYI: 70's disco wocka wocka guitar music (you know, like from those cheesy cop shows like TJ Hooker, or those really funkadelic disco guitar riffs? If you don't know what I mean, click here to listen to some) is what I hear in my head when I have a really, really great idea. It's how my brain works...but I hear this sound in my head when I fail at an idea...

Iced Coffee

One hot day
One tall glass
Coffee Ice Cubes, minimum 3 to 4 per glass
Simple Syrup (see below)
Strong Brewed Coffee, room temperature
Milk or Half-n-Half

For Coffee Ice Cubes:
Use cooled coffee in an ice tray. Yep, that's it! Use your favorite flavored coffee for an extra kick.

For Simple Syrup:
In a small saucepan, add 1 cup of water and 1 cup of sugar. Over medium heat, dissolve sugar and bring to a boil. Add 1 Tbsp any type or combination of flavoring if desired. If using cinnamon sticks, use two. Let the mixture simmer and thicken, but keep a close eye out - you are boiling sugar after all, so don't walk away.  When the mixture gets pretty thick (like coating the back of a spoon thick), remove from heat. Set pot aside and let the syrup cool to room temperature. If using cinnamon sticks, just leave them in the syrup until cool.  Once cooled, transfer to a sterile container ( I use a Tupperware-like drink container thing made for keeping salad dressing or health shakes. It has a lid and everything.). You can store your syrup in the fridge for up to a month, but I will bet you ten bucks it won't last that long!)

Measurements are your preference. Experiment to see what you prefer to make your ultimate iced coffee. I will share how I do it, but make it any way that makes your tummy tickle with delight!  In a 12 ounce glass (like in the photos) I used 4 coffee cubes, about 2 inches of syrup, about 2 inches of cooled coffee, and filled it the rest of the way with 2% milk.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

My Saturday: Two Hours of Fun

The air conditioner at Mom's is broken. It's flippin' hot.

In an effort to cool off, we decided to go run our errands for today. The car has a kick-ass air conditioner. Decision made.

Step One:
Need our fix...


Yes, smoking is awful. I know it's bad for me. Might even kill me. At least I know it won't stunt my growth (anymore).  But does it make me a bad person? Nope. Just stupid. I can freely admit to being stupid. I plan on being stupid for a little while longer, thank you.



Step Two:
Large coffee, six cream and four sugar


Anyone who loves me knows the quickest way to my heart is this simple concoction. I could replace every other beverage with this one. I despise what McDonalds attempts to call "food" and have refused to eat there. I could literally go on and on about my dislike, nay....hatred of what they serve, but I won't waste the space here.  Yet as much as I detest the food there, I love their coffee. It's a strange love affair that has continued for decades.  I even like it better than Starbucks. Better than anything available at the grocery store. It will probably be the underlying reason of my demise...

But, damn....it's good.


Step Three:
Fuel Up.


Papa Bear had to go inside to pay because of some new-fangled security thing that they do now if you use the same credit card more than once in 48 hours (he put gas in my car yesterday, today was his car's turn). They make you prove you are who you say you are and can use the card you say you can. I understand where this comes from and why, but it's a frustrating pain in the butt.

                                                       And yes, that is a skeleton in the car window. His name is Bob.

In today's case, the Gasoline Gods were smiling upon us! When he went in to pay, he came out with a surprise:


Doritos Mr. Dragon Fire Chips! So new that they aren't even listed as a product on the Doritos web site...
They were pretty good as far as Doritos go. I'm not a big chip eater - but I like spicy anything, but Papa Bear scarfed 'em down pretty quick...



Doritos recently came out with a line of spicy chips:

We have tried and liked:

1st Degree Burn Blazin' Jalapeno   These were tasty! But I couldn't eat more than five or six without hollerin' "Uncle!"  Lucky for us, Little Lawyer finished the bag for us after we couldn't feel our lips....

2nd Degree Burn Fiery Buffalo   These did actually taste like buffalo wings...but mild buffalo wings. Eh.

We have yet to find, much less try the last installment:  3rd Degree Scorchin' Habanero

Step Four:
Foodage

Having woken our appetites with a nibble of chips, we realized we were kinda hungry. We remembered some coupons Papa Bear had gotten the other day for a free Spicy Chicken Sandwich at Chick-fil-A, so our next destination was determined.


Step Five:
Kitty-Sitting

And it was very convenient that our food stop was a mere two minutes away from our next destination.  Our surrogate Mom, Vinka, is taking a well deserved vacation for the next three weeks in Serbia to visit her son (who is our BFF and cohort in crime, Steven, and her husband Sam, who is already in Serbia) and asked us to watch her kitty. I would do just about anything she asks, just because we love her so much. Plus, she's a great cook. I will be chronicling some of the amazing food she makes soon.

We used the opportunity to sit and quickly consume our lunch.

Papa Bear ate the free Spicy Chicken sandwich, which he claimed to be actually spicy!



I, however, opted for the standard original chicken sandwich, but upgraded to deluxe...(i.e., lettuce and tomato), because I like to live dangerously that way.



Here's the funny part:  This cat hates everybody but Vinka.  I couldn't tell you the cat's name (I'll call her Millie, because I think that's what I've heard Vinka call her...) and I've never even tried to pet her.

Because whenever anyone gets within a foot of Millie, all you see is this:



And that frightens me. Millie's never full-on attacked anyone as far as I know, but I don't really want to be the first one to find out either.

So then it occurs to me:  For fun, I should chronicle our adventures taking care of Millie!  Every day, I will take a photo of Millie for her and post it here so Vinka can see (1) that Millie is okay, and (2) that by my taking a picture of her every day, Millie hasn't killed us yet either.  Plus, I can do something fun with all the pictures for her at the end of the three weeks...

Step Six:
More kittehs...
Julius says: "No petting until you show me my food!"

More BFF's are out of town.  Everybody's having fun and we get to feed kitties? Wha...?  But it's all good, because I love Julius, Garth and Helga, who are the proud owners of Renee and Eric, who happen to be the people I want to adopt me if my Mother ever decides to disown me.

I love my kitties, Gizmo and Twinkie, but Renee and Eric's kitties come right after mine in the love department. Julius screams at me every time I see him - it's just hilarious! Garth and Helga, who are recent additions to the family, are slowly warming up to me. They'll have me wrapped around their little paws in no time flat...


Then we went home. Mom had someone come out and fix the a/c!

Yesssss!

And then it started to pour...and cool off everything!

Ahhhhh....